Somewhere far, far away there is a shitty island, an island without a name, an island not worth giving a name, a shitty island with a shitty shape.
On this shitty island grow palm trees that also have shitty shapes, and the palm trees produce coconuts that also have a shitty smell. Shitty monkeys live in the trees, and they love to eat these shitty smelly coconuts, after which they shit the foulest shit.
The shit falls on the ground and builds shitty mounds, making the shitty palm trees that grow on them even shittier. It’s an endless circle.